And here we are, folks, back on track, after quite a long absence.
Curious about the reason, might you be, little padawan? Probably not, but really.. what the Force, all we care about is tea.
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We’ve been in a dire battle all this time. We have fought tooth and nail for something that is ours. For something that is simply fading away for no particular reason. It’s a battle against time.
And he won it.
But remember, time, you won a battle (actually quite an impressive number of battles), but not the war!
Wait, a war? But we are so bloody peaceful that even the tea we drink thinks he’s immortal. And yet we are constantly fighting.
If you don’t eat yer biscuits, they will expire. If you don’t drink yer tea, it will get stale. If you don’t enjoy every day, time will pass you by. Wait, here’s the error in yer program! Time isn’t a variable declared by you. It’s one of the system’s! Thus you can’t really fiddle with it. And all it’s left it’s to battle it. And that’s how all started…
The sea will tell you the rest of the story, but we’ll tell you one little secret.
There’s one way to bypass time’s limitations. Time, after a couple of cups of tea, gets… drunk because of happiness. That thing, time, enjoys tea so much that he gets high on life whenever he drinks more than three cups. Add some choco biscuits and you’re ready to go.. to a great party. Seems like a never-ending party, because time by himself is there, with you. But of course it isn’t, and after Mr. Time gets sober again, yer computer will show you the truth: you’re living now in a new year; you’ve been tricked once again by Times’ innocence and you danced the way the song was sung.
But it’s totally worth it, so stay chipper and keep an eye on lazy pandas: they make the best tea in the Universe!
