Aaaaannnndddd… we’re back!
Not back from outer space, nope, not yet. ~~
But back from our amazingly adventurous and dangerous trip!
You’d never guessed, but we made it to the Snowish Whiteish Gnomish Capital City!
Oh yes, jolly Yoda, we got there safe! How we actually got there? Well, we promised we won’t share such secret to … outsiders (sorry, mate). All I can tell you it’s that it was a road we’ll never walk on again. Because road leading to that city (yes, there are more than one!) change constantly. I mean, really, every second or so. You can’t find twice in yer life the very same road, unless you do some tricky mathematics, but even then you can’t be sure! So, be careful if you’re gonna have a bash at this.
One thing I never thought of: snow people are actually … gnome people! Oh yeah. And they’re not like those gnomes that live inside of yer computer, nor like those inside Ubuntu O.S. (check a few posts ago; actually, more than a few). Oh my, was that a surprise or what! Well, well, it was, even for us =). First and foremost, they never heard of tea. How’s that possible, don’t ask me, I can’t imagine a country without tea. Brrr. Fair enough, no tea, we thought. We were simply taken aback by their ice-cream production. I mean, of course it’s a Snow Capital City and you’d have expected them to have lots of ice-cream. But wow! Never in our time travels have we seen so much ice-cream. And it’s not just about it being too much, it’s about its flavours. Remember the ice-cream monsters? Well, it seems that the Snowish Whitesh Gnomes are some sort of ancestors to them. No need to say that everything there is made of ice-cream. It’s like you notice that clouds are moving for the first time in yer life: you’re simply struck by this marvel. OK, moving along. BTW, they all have purple hair. All of them.
As pets, they have some little snowmen. They’re greenish and have three antennas on their heads and well, they’re somewhere between cute and OMG-are-you-gonna-kill-me. Just like Chucky, the killer doll =P.
What’s more interesting about their world is that you can’t see them unless you eat a certain type of ice-cream! And that ice-cream can be made only by them, so that pretty much means that you have to be chosen by them to enter their world. So, behave yerself! Hahaha.
More and more to come: we actually got into their history books: we’re the ones who brought tea to their world! Oh, it felt so warm inside to see them enjoy tea with a couple of warm-ice-cream biscuits. (BTW, great biscuits — too bad the ice-cream monster can’t bake them too. It seems that you don’t need a magic recipe for them, some sort of magical abilities to persuade ice-cream into becoming warm without melting, and such abilities are gained only through DNA)
Trees! They have trees too, and they are green, just like ours are. But … they’re not entirely like our trees. Nope, they’re most definitely not. Not only are they moving trees, but they can talk, dance, sing and eat ice-cream as well. And, from now on, drink tea!
Such a kind and peaceful nation, I doubt we ‘ll ever meet again. But, who knows =) We’ve got yet to meet some more aliens and some more … oh yes, humans!

So, cheers, fellow tea drinkers and we’re glad to be back! ~~