A dose of nonsense.
As the Universe is in continuous expansion, so are we! We’re taking the nonsense and taking a stroll down the street. And what we find there? Twitter! And here’s where we’ve settled: @JediClown.
We’re looking on the window, how it’s snowing. The giant lazy panda thinks that we might be able to build a snow fort tonight! Hope we won’t fall in the Gnome’s world again! It was cold and tea-less!
Oh, you’ll never guess what happened to the giant lazy panda yesterday, while boiling water for tea!
Well, well, you probably don’t care, but this doesn’t matter ^.^
He was patiently sitting on a chair looking at his kettle and waiting for it to sound like a train was approaching. But it didn’t! Instead, something unusual came out from his kettle. It was a stormtrooper! Funny thing he couldn’t make three wishes come true for our panda friend, but they enjoyed a nice chat the whole afternoon. I had no idea the giant lazy panda was so interested in Stormtrooper’s stories! Anyway, he sure had fun!
And the sad side of the story: the rest of us got no tea yesterday. T.T
Hey there, can you hear the music too?
What music, are you asking?
This one. Or that one. Does it matter, any way?
Nahh, I was merely jesting. You don’t have to hear that or this music. Any kind of music will do the trick!
o(^.^)o <— Panda undercover.
We’ve been caught in a vortex of Christmas preparations…
And now, we’re fighting tooth and nail to get out of here!
~~Actually, we’re quietly walking towards the door, like a ninja walking on a roof.
We’ve even met Casper — he was brushing his teeth. He said he was getting ready for all those Christmas cookies.
But I, for one, think that all this Christmas thing is a conspiracy. Really. I refuse getting into detail because the giant lazy panda loves Christmas so bloomin’ much and … well, he’s the one that makes the tea, so I don’t want to upset him, do I? Haha.
~~ And now let’s swim with penguins. All together now!
Why do I feel like dancing in the rain? O.o
Aaaaannnndddd… we’re back!
Not back from outer space, nope, not yet. ~~
But back from our amazingly adventurous and dangerous trip!
You’d never guessed, but we made it to the Snowish Whiteish Gnomish Capital City!
Oh yes, jolly Yoda, we got there safe! How we actually got there? Well, we promised we won’t share such secret to … outsiders (sorry, mate). All I can tell you it’s that it was a road we’ll never walk on again. Because road leading to that city (yes, there are more than one!) change constantly. I mean, really, every second or so. You can’t find twice in yer life the very same road, unless you do some tricky mathematics, but even then you can’t be sure! So, be careful if you’re gonna have a bash at this.
One thing I never thought of: snow people are actually … gnome people! Oh yeah. And they’re not like those gnomes that live inside of yer computer, nor like those inside Ubuntu O.S. (check a few posts ago; actually, more than a few). Oh my, was that a surprise or what! Well, well, it was, even for us =). First and foremost, they never heard of tea. How’s that possible, don’t ask me, I can’t imagine a country without tea. Brrr. Fair enough, no tea, we thought. We were simply taken aback by their ice-cream production. I mean, of course it’s a Snow Capital City and you’d have expected them to have lots of ice-cream. But wow! Never in our time travels have we seen so much ice-cream. And it’s not just about it being too much, it’s about its flavours. Remember the ice-cream monsters? Well, it seems that the Snowish Whitesh Gnomes are some sort of ancestors to them. No need to say that everything there is made of ice-cream. It’s like you notice that clouds are moving for the first time in yer life: you’re simply struck by this marvel. OK, moving along. BTW, they all have purple hair. All of them.
As pets, they have some little snowmen. They’re greenish and have three antennas on their heads and well, they’re somewhere between cute and OMG-are-you-gonna-kill-me. Just like Chucky, the killer doll =P.
What’s more interesting about their world is that you can’t see them unless you eat a certain type of ice-cream! And that ice-cream can be made only by them, so that pretty much means that you have to be chosen by them to enter their world. So, behave yerself! Hahaha.
More and more to come: we actually got into their history books: we’re the ones who brought tea to their world! Oh, it felt so warm inside to see them enjoy tea with a couple of warm-ice-cream biscuits. (BTW, great biscuits — too bad the ice-cream monster can’t bake them too. It seems that you don’t need a magic recipe for them, some sort of magical abilities to persuade ice-cream into becoming warm without melting, and such abilities are gained only through DNA)
Trees! They have trees too, and they are green, just like ours are. But … they’re not entirely like our trees. Nope, they’re most definitely not. Not only are they moving trees, but they can talk, dance, sing and eat ice-cream as well. And, from now on, drink tea!
Such a kind and peaceful nation, I doubt we ‘ll ever meet again. But, who knows =) We’ve got yet to meet some more aliens and some more … oh yes, humans!
So, cheers, fellow tea drinkers and we’re glad to be back! ~~
We’re out there, having tea in a snow fort.
We’re looking for the snow clown.
Who’s that, might you ask? Well, well, that’s demon-clown’s twin brother! But shhh.. don’t tell him. Not yet, at least.
We’ve heard that a completely different world dwells in the depths of pristine snow. And guess what! We’re headed for their capital city! Ain’t that great?
That’s how we are starting our journey. Hope we’ll get to finish it too. Hahaha.
Today …
is a great day for humanity!
Well, more or less =P
Today …
we commence masterminding our great plan. A plan for what? A plan for having other plans. In order to keep on planning, as long as we can. Because planning plans is so bloody great while having a cup of tea.
But still… a plan. That certainly involves some skilled ninjas trying to steal it.
We’d better sleep with lights on tonite. Only because we have economical and ecological light-bulbs.
How do we know that winter has finally come? Well, well, when we come home and our glasses become damp.
Yeah, that’s our winter joke. Amazing, ain’t so? Hahaha.
Have you ever noticed how you start liking tea and biscuits and hot chocolate more when winter comes? Really, it’s like you want more and more and mooooore. And the ice-cream monster says ‘No, no! I’ve baked them, not you!’
And then the lazy panda steals a biscuit. Wait, not just a biscuit, but the entire plate of biscuits. And he nom nom om nom -s them in secret. What a selfish panda!
Crazy panda, crazy about biscuits. I think he uses the Force to steal them. We are all so sorry that he feel prey to the Dark Side of the Force.
~But we still have the tea. Mwhahaha. ~
So …
bloody …
l-a-z-y.
A quick notice here: we’re out there, in the jungle they call ~real world~, hunting for snow.
If we’re not back in the next few days, you can eat our biscuits and our ice-cream and drink our tea. (Merely jesting, we don’t fancy yer chances of doing this, hahahahaha)
Because we probably got into another world, while hunting for snow. Really, snow creatures are tricky beings, who have portals off to a fine art. So … it’s possible that not even all the tea in our basement could secure us a neat escape! But fear not! We got some tricks up our sleeves. Mwhahaha.
Never underestimate the Force. Especially after a chocolate cake!
BTW, the cake is a lie.
And the Companion Cube still loves us all. ^.^
